Introducing the All ‘Man-Juice’ Diet!

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Just when you thought you had heard about every possible way to lose weight - one technique has emerged that could be considered the most original yet! Kim Kelly, a pornographic actress, BBW model, and escort from Santa Monica, California, came up with an all protein formula- that some may find hard to swallow, but extremely effective. In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet. She lost 15 pounds on her “Man Juice Diet” by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli. Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day. The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories. The semen portion of Kim Kelly’s diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her dailynutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult. It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants. (Sources: 1 2 3)

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    do it? i’ll help you :D
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    Now that’s reaaally gross. What...men’s diet? :P
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    I go vomit. >__________________________>;;;; x___x;;;;
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    Ahm, girls? Willing donor here! Haha…
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    EWWW?? Semen Diet?
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    wha??? i gotta snopes this…this cant
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    You see guys!? WHEN I SAY “I’M NOT A SLUT” I REALLY MEAN IT. THIS BITCH LOST HER MARBLES.
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    reading this 0_o
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    WTF. fuckyeahstrangefinds:
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